Igor Volkov – Internet Marketer

Millions of Internet marketers all over the world are rejoiced and celebrate this long awaited event. Today pope John Paul IX gave his blessing to the Internet marketing and declared Internet marketing, affiliate promotions and pay per click advertising to be “righteous and the proper for every catholic who want to live in the world of prosperity and abundance”.

This papal blessing resolved the long conflict between Catholics and Internet marketers all over the world. “I am a catholic and a good man,” Jim (not real name) tells our reporter. “How come I can’t make serious money online? This is unfair. This is not what Jesus wanted for us all.” But now Jim, together with hundreds of thousands of other catholic Internet marketers can be at piece. Internet marketing got its blessing as being righteous and a proper way to make money online.

The special Internet marketing service is going to be held at all major catholic churches around the world this Sunday. God bless Internet marketing.